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J1 Waste not a signe that courtlye Rosse should fall


Notes. The single surviving copy of this obscene attack on Anne Cecil, Lady Roos, survives in the commonplace book of William Davenport of Bramhall, Cheshire. The charge that Lady Roos wore fake pudenda or pubic hair is repeated in Francis Osborne’s unpublished 1650s’ play The True Tragicomedy Formerly Acted at Court (see Bellany, Politics 275).


“A Lybell uppon the Ladie Rosse”

Waste not a signe that courtlye Rosse should fall

when that her Mirkine1 lost his Coronall2

what tricke in dancinge could the devill produce

to fitte her too a haire and make it loose

Twas no Caper.3 for she hath ofte bene boulder

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when she advancte her legge on one mans shoulder

Sure some crosse poynte:4 for in open waye5

her Mirkine nere was foundered or made straye

who had the harder chance I praye you reade

the Page that founde or she that lost her bearde.

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Source. CCRO MS CR 63/2/19, fol. 20r

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1   Mirkine: merkin. The exact meaning of the term is a little vague here; in contemporary usage, a merkin could be the female pudenda, a fake vagina, or fake pubic hair. <back>

2   Coronall: crown; here, presumably, pubic hair. <back>

3   Caper: an energetic type of dance. <back>

4   crosse poynte: a dance step. <back>

5   in open waye: here implying sexual intercourse. <back>